Are you a future cheater?
How much can you tolerate in a relationship?
Not sure? Take…
The Cheating Guy Survey
1. You walk in on your girlfriend and catch her making out with another guy. She doesn't notice that you entered the room. Do you:
a) Walk out of your apartment quietly so she don't have a chance to see you. (4)
b) Confront her right there (1)
c) Yell or attack your partner's "new" mate. (5)
d) Walk out quietly, then ask her about it later,... then talk out your problems. (2)
e) Walk out quietly, then call to see if she lies, then break up with her. (3)
2. Is grinding on another girl while dancing in a club cheating?
Circle one:
Yes (0) No (5)
3. Is touching another girl in a lustful way (grabbing "body parts"), in a club cheating?
Circle one:
Yes (0) No (5)
4. Is kissing a girl on the mouth, at a club, that is not your girlfriend cheating?
Circle one:
Yes (0) No (5)
5. If your girlfriend all of a sudden shocks you and says "I think we should see other people."
Do you:
a) Break up with her first (3)
b) Agree with her immediately (5)
c) Break down and ask why (1)
d) Assume that she is already seeing, wait... girl translation: fucking... another dude (4)
6. Your girlfriend calls you another guy's name in bed during sex. It turns out that name is one of your best friend's name.
Do you...
a) Automatically assume that she is carrying on cheating acts with 'insert name she used here'. (4)
b) Stop what you're doing, hop out of bed, and ask her "Did you just call me... 'insert name here!!!" (5)
c) Ignore her, and just concentrate on your upcoming orgasm. (3)
d) Orgasm, don't mention it and just hope she doesn't make that mistake again ever in life. (1)
7. You suspect your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Do you...
a) Ignore it and think she would never do that to you. We're both in love. (0)
b) Start paying more attention to her phone conversations with guys. And listen out for keywords. (2)
c) Get someone to follow her around all day without her knowing. (4)
d) Set her up with someone you think she likes, and see if she acts on her inhibitions (5)
8.) The atmophere is wild and fun, you're at a very enjoyable party beside your girlfriend all night long.
Despite everyone knowing you and your girlfriend are a couple, plenty of hot girls try to hit on you constantly.
Your girlfriend looks perturbed at the number of girls approaching you, but it's a party, where she met you.
Do you:
a) Bask in the ambience to make sure your girlfriend realizes how much of a treasure she has. (4)
b) Rudely push the girls aside to show your girlfriend you are dedicated to no one but her. (2)
c) Carry on conversations with only those that you feel are attractive, in case your relationship goes sour. (5)
d) Ask your girlfriend if she wants to leave, since obviously she isn't having a good time. (0)
9.) The earlier you cheat in a relationship, the better.
Circle one:
a. True (5) b. False (0)
10.) You're sexually attracted to a girl for five years+, but she never gives you the time of day.
Now you just recently picked a girlfriend and have been with her for only a couple of days.
Now the girl that you still are attracted to physically wants to go all the way with you…
The catch is… what you do with her will never surface to the top. No one will ever know!
Do you:
a.) Don’t cheat. Because you trust in relationships (0)
b.) Just take oral sex from her. (4)
c.) Go all the way with her. (foreplay, oral sex, intercourse, then the morning after sex at her place) (5)
d.) Go to her house, tease her, then when she asks for you to slip it in… Leave. (3)
